Cara enjoys making Kyle roll his eyes. As she is walking down the hallway at work, Kyle comes around the corner from a side hallway and joins her. They walk together down the hallway towards their offices. Carrying their coffee and files, and looking through their phones.
Kyle: Hey bud.
Cara: Hey there Kyle. I must give you fair warning, I am having a crazy day already, so I'm in kind of a goofy mood! A little bit loopy, ya know?
Kyle: And how is that different than any other day?
Cara: (looks at him as if he should already know) because today I’m giving you a warning.
Kyle: Fair enough. Oh, hey I read your blog post about losing weight.
Cara: Oh, that’s nice, so now you know how fat I am.
Kyle: Well, I am looking at you. Did you think I was blind?
Cara: (pauses briefly) Yes. Yes I did.
Kyle: If it makes you feel any better, I have gotten heavy since the holidays, too. I think I need to hit the gym.
Cara: Don’t do that, you’ll hurt your fist.
Kyle: (stares, unenthused) Wow. That was a dad joke. A bad dad joke.
Cara: Aw, come on that can be a mom joke, too. Don’t try to turn me into a dude.
Kyle: If you were a dude, you’d be a ‘drag’ to hang out with.
Cara: If I were a dude, we wouldn’t be friends because you’d cramp my style.
Kyle: Oh, Shut up, bitch, I have more style than you.
Cara: Besides, what’s wrong with dad jokes? Ya know, sometimes being the cheesiest is a good thing, I mean, take Kraft Mac-n-cheese for example.
Kyle: (in emphatic tone) Truth!
Cara: Seriously, and Corn is a viable resource, so being corny is a good thing.
Kyle: Wow. You’re really stretching here.
Cara: That reminds me, when you go to your Spin Class, make sure you stretch out before you take a spin; you wouldn’t want to blow a Hemi. (winks)
Kyle: Wow.
Cara: What?
Kyle: Did you hurt yourself coming up with that one?
Cara: No, it was super easy … like you!
Kyle: Nice. I walked into that one.
Cara: Yepperoonie, you surely did!
Kyle: My name is Kyle, not Shirley.
Cara: But, your drag name is Shirley!
Kyle: My drag name is Shirley?
Cara: Shirley. As in- ‘I will surely go home with you, you hunkin’ Hulk of a man!’
Kyle: Ugh. (rolls eyes and shakes head)
Cara: Oh, that reminds me, I made up some MARVELous jokes for you.
Kyle: Oh boy. Here we go.
Cara: I have decided, if I were a superhero, I would be First Lieutenant America.
Kyle: Okay, I’ll play … why?
Cara: So I would be directly beneath Captain America.
Kyle: (imitates drums) ba-dum-dum.
Cara: If I were a superhero, I would be Cobalt-Woman. So I could be butted up against Iron Man! (whispers) Get it, that was a periodic table joke. (sing-songs) Also known as a nerd joke!
Kyle: Yes. ‘I understood that reference’.
Cara: Uh? Oh!!! (laughs and points at him for the avenger quote) Okay, okay, one more.
Kyle: (sarcastically) Oh, goody
Cara: If I were a superhero, I would be the Goddess Sif, so I could get in the middle between Thor and Loki. (ends with big cheesy smile)
Kyle: Waiter, I’ll have the veal, please.
Cara: You totally should, its great here at the airport lounge.
Kyle: Mm hmm.
Cara: Man, I really thought you’d laugh at those just a little bit.
Kyle: Sorry, they are cheesy good, I’m just super tired. Leroy kept me up last night with his coughing.
Cara: Aw, poor Leroy. Poor you, too.
Kyle: Yeah. Plus, I’m just thinking if he could have a Goddess, why would he fall in love with a human? It doesn’t make sense. Humans can’t live
forever; Goddesses can.
Cara: Right, but, it’s Natalie Portman.
Kyle: She is A plus, it’s true. But I still wonder.
Cara: And that is why you are a nerd.
Kyle: And you’re a corndog.
Cara: Did you just call me Horn-dog?
Kyle: No, I said Corndog, because you’re corny.
Cara: Oh. (shrugs shoulders) Well, either way it works, ‘cause I’m horny too. Ha HA!!! That was a good one.
Kyle: Ha Ha! Say that to the wrong guy and you won’t be laughing anymore.
Cara: Truth! And this is why I love having you as a friend.
Kyle: Aw, I love you, too. You, and all your cheesy jokes.
Cara: They are kind of Gouda.
Kyle: They cheddar be, for as many as you tell.
Cara: Mozzarella with you?! They are all the best jokes ever.
Kyle: (sees his door coming up soon) Well, I have work to do so … Asiago to do it now.
Cara: Queso … talk to you later?
Kyle: (smiles) Yes. We will talk later. (points at her) So don’t be Bleu.
Cara: Oh, it’s Kyle for the win. Your prize is a Colby-Jack sandwich. Wink Wink! (physically emphasizes the winks as she says them)
Kyle: Ugh, you’re such a dork. See you later!
Cara: Later!
Kyle enters the office as Cara continues walking down the hallway towards her office.
