Cara & Kyle at Work

Cara enjoys making Kyle roll his eyes.  As she is walking down the hallway at work, Kyle comes around the corner from a side hallway and joins her.  They walk together down the hallway towards their offices. Carrying their coffee and files, and looking through their phones. 

Kyle:  Hey bud.

Cara:  Hey there Kyle.  I must give you fair warning, I am having a crazy day already, so I'm in kind of a goofy mood!  A little bit loopy, ya know?

Kyle:  And how is that different than any other day?

Cara: (looks at him as if he should already know) because today I’m giving you a warning.

Kyle:  Fair enough. Oh, hey I read your blog post about losing weight.

Cara:  Oh, that’s nice, so now you know how fat I am.

Kyle:  Well, I am looking at you.  Did you think I was blind?

Cara: (pauses briefly) Yes. Yes I did.

Kyle:  If it makes you feel any better, I have gotten heavy since the holidays, too. I think I need to hit the gym.

Cara:  Don’t do that, you’ll hurt your fist.

Kyle:  (stares, unenthused) Wow. That was a dad joke. A bad dad joke.

Cara:  Aw, come on that can be a mom joke, too.  Don’t try to turn me into a dude. 

Kyle:  If you were a dude, you’d be a ‘drag’ to hang out with.

Cara:  If I were a dude, we wouldn’t be friends because you’d cramp my style.

Kyle:  Oh, Shut up, bitch, I have more style than you.

Cara:  Besides, what’s wrong with dad jokes? Ya know, sometimes being the cheesiest is a good thing, I mean, take Kraft Mac-n-cheese for example.

Kyle:  (in emphatic tone) Truth!

Cara:  Seriously, and Corn is a viable resource, so being corny is a good thing.

Kyle:  Wow.  You’re really stretching here.

Cara:  That reminds me, when you go to your Spin Class, make sure you stretch out before you take a spin; you wouldn’t want to blow a Hemi. (winks)

Kyle: Wow.

Cara:  What?

Kyle:  Did you hurt yourself coming up with that one?

Cara:  No, it was super easy … like you!

Kyle:  Nice. I walked into that one.

Cara:  Yepperoonie, you surely did!

Kyle:  My name is Kyle, not Shirley.

Cara:  But, your drag name is Shirley!

Kyle:  My drag name is Shirley?

Cara:  Shirley.  As in- ‘I will surely go home with you, you hunkin’ Hulk of a man!’ 

Kyle:  Ugh. (rolls eyes and shakes head)

Cara:  Oh, that reminds me, I made up some MARVELous jokes for you.

Kyle: Oh boy. Here we go.

Cara: I have decided, if I were a superhero, I would be First Lieutenant America.

Kyle: Okay, I’ll play … why?

Cara: So I would be directly beneath Captain America.

Kyle: (imitates drums) ba-dum-dum.

Cara:  If I were a superhero, I would be Cobalt-Woman.  So I could be butted up against Iron Man! (whispers) Get it, that was a periodic table joke. (sing-songs) Also known as a nerd joke!

Kyle: Yes. ‘I understood that reference’.

Cara: Uh? Oh!!! (laughs and points at him for the avenger quote) Okay, okay, one more.

Kyle: (sarcastically) Oh, goody

Cara:  If I were a superhero, I would be the Goddess Sif, so I could get in the middle between Thor and Loki.  (ends with big cheesy smile)

Kyle:  Waiter, I’ll have the veal, please.

Cara:  You totally should, its great here at the airport lounge.

Kyle: Mm hmm.

Cara:  Man, I really thought you’d laugh at those just a little bit.

Kyle:  Sorry, they are cheesy good, I’m just super tired.  Leroy kept me up last night with his coughing.

Cara:  Aw, poor Leroy.  Poor you, too.

Kyle:  Yeah.  Plus, I’m just thinking if he could have a Goddess, why would he fall in love with a human?  It doesn’t make sense.  Humans can’t live
forever; Goddesses can.

Cara:  Right, but, it’s Natalie Portman. 

Kyle:  She is A plus, it’s true.  But I still wonder.

Cara:  And that is why you are a nerd.

Kyle:  And you’re a corndog.

Cara:  Did you just call me Horn-dog?

Kyle:  No, I said Corndog, because you’re corny.

Cara:  Oh. (shrugs shoulders) Well, either way it works, ‘cause I’m horny too.  Ha HA!!!  That was a good one.

Kyle:  Ha Ha! Say that to the wrong guy and you won’t be laughing anymore.

Cara:  Truth! And this is why I love having you as a friend.

Kyle:   Aw, I love you, too.  You, and all your cheesy jokes.

Cara:  They are kind of Gouda.

Kyle:  They cheddar be, for as many as you tell.

Cara:  Mozzarella with you?!  They are all the best jokes ever.

Kyle:  (sees his door coming up soon) Well, I have work to do so … Asiago to do it now.

Cara:  Queso … talk to you later?

Kyle:  (smiles) Yes. We will talk later. (points at her) So don’t be Bleu.

Cara:  Oh, it’s Kyle for the win.  Your prize is a Colby-Jack sandwich. Wink Wink!  (physically emphasizes the winks as she says them)

Kyle:  Ugh, you’re such a dork. See you later!

Cara:  Later!

Kyle enters the office as Cara continues walking down the hallway towards her office.