In My Mind the World is Hilarious

I often say that if people around me could hear my thoughts, I would mostly be exiled or committed.
The images that play out in my mind, and my unspoken replies to people keep me entertained, no doubt.





My boss is currently sitting on an exercise ball chair.

It is actually mine, but his back is hurting so he is using it.










But...In my mind.....

I shoot a dart at the ball, it pops out from under him....
he falls straight into the chair hole.....
and then I just smile and say....
Oops.   Sorry.

Yes.


Excellent.

What are your humorous thoughts throughout the day?