In My Mind the World is Hilarious

I often say that if people around me could hear my thoughts, I would mostly be exiled or committed.
The images that play out in my mind, and my unspoken replies to people keep me entertained, no doubt.





My boss is currently sitting on an exercise ball chair.

It is actually mine, but his back is hurting so he is using it.










But...In my mind.....

I shoot a dart at the ball, it pops out from under him....
he falls straight into the chair hole.....
and then I just smile and say....
Oops.   Sorry.

Yes.


Excellent.

What are your humorous thoughts throughout the day? 

Words are so.... wordy.

You may or may not be aware that I am currently a college student, having recently returned to college after a long hiatus.  I like to say that I am getting my BS degree in BS.  And let me tell you, it really feels that way sometimes.

I'm not generally one for bull-'spit'ting, for the most part, what you see if what you get with me. And I tend to speak, and write, in the same way.... no extra fluff.  Just say what I have to say and done.

This is NOT the case in college.  Oh. My. Gosh.  Why do they take 5 long sentences to ask you one question that could have just been 5 words long?

Once I had a question that went like this "When a total product is increasing at a decreasing rate, marginal product is ___________"  ... I mean really.... doesn't that just mean that it is falling fast?!?

All in all, after every quiz I take I feel like this girl:

and this baby: