Cara & Kyle and GAME NIGHT

Cara & Kyle, best friends, invite their friends over to Kyle's apartment for a game night. 

Friends that showed up: Byron, Susan, and Kevin
Didn't make it: Kevin's husband Giovanni (aka Gio)

Scene is set in Kyle's apartment... 
Opens with everyone gathered in the kitchen and around the kitchen table. 
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Susan: "Kyle that dinner was delicious. I am so glad that you guys decided to have us over."

Kyle: "You are so very welcome. It was so easy and simple. I found the recipes and ideas in last month's Sandra Lee Magazine... I forget the name of her magazine. Maybe that is the name... anyway, she has awesome ideas, I love her."

Cara: "He isn't lying, I think he secretly pretends to be her when he is cooking. I swear that I can hear him talking to the invisible cameras."

Kyle: "First of all, I don't do that. And secondly, how could you hear anything? You don't live with me!"

Cara: "I live next door, I can hear you through the walls."

Kyle: "Mmm, yes, that works both ways by the way."

Cara: "Woo-uh-ohhhh"

Byron: "Well, I agree with Susan, this is awesome. What games do you have for us on this 'Game Night'?"

Cara: "We have a few different ideas, but we don't have an even number of players since Giovanni isn't here?"

Kyle & Susan: "Yeah, Kevin, where is Gio? ... JINX."

Kevin: "He was called in just as we were heading out the door.  Apparently the A/C went down at the hospital. My husband, the HVAC hero." (takes a sip of drink) "Actually, he is really good at what he does, which is why they like to call him in, and they pay him extremely well."

Kyle: "I would hope so. Someone has to fund your lavish tastes!"

[laughter]

Cara: "Well, why don't we play our own version of 'Who's Line is it Anyway?' and do some silly improv things?"

All at once: Kevin: (sighs) "I guess."  Byron: "Sounds good"  Susan: "Yeah, that should be fun"
Kyle (trailing behind the others) : "You're going down, Cara"

All look at Kyle, Cara gets him the stink eye. Laughter from the others.

Cara: "We need a host and judge. Who wants to be the Drew Carey?"

Kevin: "Me. Me. Give that microphone slash gavel to me. I'll be more than happy to judge you all." (puts emphasis on the word all as he points at them one by one)

Cara: "Well, okay then. (pulling up info online) So, here is a list of the games from that show, and you just pick a game and then pick which of us you want to play that game."

(everyone settling down in the living room on the couches and chairs)

Kevin: "Alright, let's see here... ummm... okay, let's start by pinning our wonderful hosts Kyle and Cara against each other with.... which game... hmmm, how about 90 Second Alphabet, whatever you say has to start with the next letter in the alphabet from what was used previously, and so on and so forth. Starting with the letter G... you have 90 seconds... and go."

Kyle: "Girl, what's up?"

Cara: "How you doin'?"

Kyle: "I asked you first."

Cara: "Jiminy Crickets, calm down!"

Kyle: "Kyle. My name is Kyle!"

Cara: "Like you would let me forget."

Kyle: (pauses) "Mimosa?"

Cara: (snickers) "No thank you!"

Kyle: "Ooooo-kay"

Cara: (stares at Kyle and shouts) "Pink parachutes and pickles!"

Kyle: (makes a face and shrugs shoulders) "Que pasa"

Cara: "Roasted red peppers"

Kyle: "Stop saying weird things!"

Cara: "That's what she said."

Kyle: "Ummmmm, does Umm count?"

Cara: "Vernacular."

Kyle: "What kind of word is that?"

Cara: "Xavier is the last name of the leader of the X-men."

Kyle: "You are so weird."

Cara: "Zippers zip and zappers zap."

Kyle: "Are we almost done?"

Cara: "Betcha by golly wow!"

Kyle: "Cara is ca-razy"

Cara: "Dern tootin'"

Kyle: "Exactly"

Cara: "Fuck yeah!"

Kyle: "Goodness that language!"

Kevin: "And you are back at G, so you're done. Thank goodness, Cara, that was awful... all the points go to Kyle!"

Cara:  "Oh come on! That is stinkin' hard to keep a conversation going with some of those letters."

Susan: "Cara, it was awful, but it was awfully hilarious"

Byron: "I quite enjoyed it."

Cara: "Well, good, Kevin, make Susan and Byron go next!"

Kevin: "Alright, and they will be playing.... Song Titles... you can only speak in song titles! But before they start we need to write down ideas for the next game... scenes from a hat. So everyone grab a pen and paper and write down some goofy idea for a scene and then Byron and Susan will have a song title conversation!"

--end of scene... so far--

Cara & Kyle on a Lunch Break

[warning: Language & Adult topic]

Cara & Kyle at Lunch - Sitting in the cafeteria at work, best friends Cara & Kyle have a complete and totally random conversation.  Kyle is looking through his phone at his social network newsfeed. 

[Kyle]: So, Netflix is bringing out all the things that my nephew Dave wants to watch next month…(pauses to read more)… oooh, and Reading Rainbow!

[Cara]: (sings) Butterfly in the sky!

[Kyle]: That boy is going to watch Reading Rainbow or I'm going to throw their big ass plasma TV out the window.

[Cara]: (keeps singing) It can go twice as high!

[Kyle]: I like Reading Rainbow. But oh my gosh, I wish Netflix had Mr. Rogers.

[Cara]: Well, you know… when you wish upon a star, your dreams come true.

[Kyle]: (looks up from phone) Umm, isn't that from Cinderella? I’m talking about Reading Rainbow and Mr. Rogers. Are you even listening?

[Cara]: I am listening. I’m telling you to wish for it! And I thought that song was from Pinocchio. Yeah, it is. Jiminy cricket sings it. Cinderella sings "A dream is a wish your heart makes". Anyway, you can wish for Mr. Rogers to be on Netflix, just like you wish he would come into your dreams at night.

[Kyle]: More like Steve Rogers in my bedroom.

[Cara]: I told you I don’t share. You can’t have Cpt. Steve Rogers. He is all mine.

[Kyle]: Mm-hmm, right.  Well, anyway… Going back to the Disney thing, I found out recently that my sister-in-law won't let the kids watch Dumbo because she is afraid of the pink elephants.

[Cara]: (stops humming and stares at Kyle) Hmm, that’s interesting. What about the Heffalumps and Woozles, do they scare her too?

[Kyle]: No, she likes that one.

[Cara]: What!? That…   that makes NO sense to me. Pink Elephants – No. Heffalumps, Woozles – Okay.

[Kyle]: Yep. And the kids dig the song.  Dave marches around the house going (stands up to act it out) 'HEFFALUMPS AND WOOZLES, DOO DOOT DOO DOO DOOT DOO'

Cara laughs hard and loudly. 

[Kyle]: Yeah, personally, I don't think that the elephants are especially egregious.

[Cara]: Well, I mean, basically the animators just grabbed a different crayon. In real life, it’d be just like, spreading body paint on an animal. Seriously, the Oompa Loompas are way more sinister if you ask me.

[Kyle]: Oh yeah, the Oompa Loompas are psychopaths. Hey, check out this kid that just got turned into a blueberry because she's a glutton. We'll sing a song, then juice her ass.

[Cara]: And hey, Let’s make sure the song let’s her how much she deserves it all because she likes chewing gum (sings) "like a co-ow does...."

[Kyle]: Yeah, stick it to her.

[Cara]: ....hey how about this fat kid clogging up our chocolate lines....

[Kyle]: Let's hope he drowns in it.

[Cara]: But hey, people will think we are nice if we speak in rhyme... like poets.

[Kyle]: (snapping fingers like a beatnik poet)  He goes up. UP THE PIPE.

[Cara]: The brown river pipe. (pauses in revelation) Oh my gosh… The Oompa Loompas are gay.

[Kyle]: Haha, And serial killers!!! They sing a song about a little girl being incinerated.

[Cara]: Those sadistic fuckers.

[Kyle]: Yup. But then again, their leader, Willy Wonka... he isn't quite right either.

[Cara]: Willy Wonka is a pedophile… He likes to Wonk little willies. (pinches Kyle) WONK! (pinches again) Wonk wonk!

[Kyle]: GOOD DAY, SIR! (throws napkin down)

[Cara]: (loudly, like a fog horn) WOOOOOOOOOOO-oooooooooooooonnnnnkkkkkkkkkkk.

(People at nearby tables stop and stare at the foghorn noise, but continue with their own business as Cara and Kyle laugh hysterically)

[Kyle]: You really shouldn't wonk at work.

[Cara]: (laughs then sings to the tune of whistle while you work) Wonk it while you work fap fap fap-fap fap fap fap!

[Kyle]: I will look for your post tomorrow on Reddit; “The Time I Fucked Up” by wonking at work.

[Cara]: I'm sure there's more than one of those.

[Kyle]: Probably. We better get back to work before our bosses Wonk our paychecks.

[Cara]: Are we still going to dinner tonight? 

[Kyle]: As long as you promise not to wonk any willies.

[Cara]: Okay, but if Steve Rogers shows up, all promises are null and void. 

[Kyle]: Agreed! 

They pick up their lunch contents and trash and leave to return to their offices.